Sunday, February 19, 2023

Hang on to Your Copies of Roald Dahl and Dr. Seuss


“And then they came for Matilda,” Coleman Hughes tweeted. Random House wants to make Roald Dahl’s books “inclusive” by removing “insensitive” language. Miss Trunchbull no longer has a horsey face, just a face. Augustus Gloop, of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, isn’t enormously fat anymore, just enormous. Is he still a nincompoop? I always loved that word.

“Even things that are true can be proved,” Oscar Wilde remarked, and this rings in my ears as I page through scholarship on white supremacy and racism in children’s classics—usually where there’s no sign of either.

I feel lucky to have most of my Dr. Seuss collection. I never owned McElligot’s Pool, which can still be found on Amazon for nearly $130, but listened to it on YouTube, and wondered if I’d missed a page. Where was the racism?

In this hilariously rhymed tale, a boy fishing in a pond hopes to land a big one. Undaunted by a naysayer telling him he’ll never catch a thing, the child imagines fish from all over the world finding their way into his pool. Like most Seuss characters of all ethnicities his face is a caricature—as are the faces of the Eskimo fish, swimming along in their furred parkas. Apparently the word “eskimo”—not a racial slur but old-fashioned—offends some Inuit people, or Random House was afraid it would do so.

If I Ran the Zoo is frequently held up as an egregious example of racism. A young boy, Gerald McGrew, dreams of going to faraway places to bring home unusual animals for his zoo, and one those places is “the African island of Yerka,” whose inhabitants have dark skin and topknots—and look every bit as ridiculous as the white French chef sporting his silly mustache on a tightrope, and young Gerald McGrew, whose pop-eyed cutely thoughtful or occasionally smug look is typical Seuss.

In fact, Dr. Seuss’s animals, children, and adults all look absurdly curious, maniacally intense, or gleefully smug. He's an equal opportunity satirist. He caricatures fish: they seem to be wearing mascara and bat their eyelashes. He caricatures “a beast called the Grizzly-Ghastly," perhaps a bear, grabbed by that skinny weakling, Sneelock, in a chokehold. Yes, there's a line about Asians “who wear their eyes at a slant” carrying a cageful of exotic animals to the zoo.  Does that signify hatred or--more likely--"Gee, they look different from me." A childlike observation that could lead a mother or a teacher to talk about different ethnicities and different styles in a friendly, non-racist manner. Could lead an Asian mother to remark on his lack of familiarity with ethnicities other than his own. Could lead to many insights--in a conversation. Those things we rarely have.

 Then there’s Philip Nel, who wrote a whole book proving The Cat in the Hat is based on blackfaced minstrel shows. Which proves something bad, he seems to feel.

A February 2019 article, “The Cat is Out of the Bag: Orientalism, Anti-Blackness, and White Supremacy in Dr. Seuss’s Children’s Books,” by Katie Ishizuka and Ramón Stephens, claims that only 2% of Seuss’s characters are not white, that babies show race bias at three to six months, that Dr. Seuss’s World War II anti-Japanese and other caricatures of non-white ethnicities are proof of embedded racism. (Never mind Horton Hears a Who or The Sneetches.) If you really believe all that, there's a great bridge in Brooklyn and it's for sale.

"Inclusive" language means the exclusion of art. Equating grotesquerie and comic caricature with racism is foolish.

 

 

 

 

Monday, February 13, 2023

Florida Flummoxed

Current controversies in Florida—Governor Ron DeSantis’s demolishing of Diversity, Equity and Inclusion in the State—have left most people I know extremely divided. Those in favor and those against.

They leave me with Yeats’s lines from “The Second Coming” ringing in my ears: 

 

The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity.

 

By his definition, I am the best and I am the worst. I’ve always hated DEI in the forms directed by Ibram X. Kendi, Robin DiAngelo, Nikole Hannah-Jones, Ijeoma Oluo, Rennie Edo-Lodge, among others; I’ve always shaken my head at the exclusion of a brilliant scholar like Thomas Sowell from any debates I witness among many liberal news outlets, not to mention Glenn Loury, John McWhorter and Coleman Hughes, to list some of the most vocal. A recent Twitter exchange between Hannah-Jones and Coleman Hughes suggests her complete lack of familiarity with Sowell’s work. 

 

I don’t like “teaching” beginning with the premise “the United States is a system of white supremacy.” I’d be fine with: “Is the United States a system of white supremacy? Why or why not?” I don’t like separating students into groups of “oppressed” and “oppressors,” a practice which has increased racism and a maliciously aggrieved atmosphere in many classrooms. Or insisting that one group must be singled out to atone for presumed historic guilt. These ideologies are, however, frequently taught and funded with taxpayer dollars in the millions, a fact exposed by Christopher Rufo, who obtained documents revealing amounts in Florida universities. Cathy Young’s response, that his interpretation of the significance of these facts is misleading and that governmental interference in what ought to be decided from within the universities themselves is certainly a point to consider. Nobody wants a government telling us what to think. But Rufo’s response is that given the amount of money going into DEI bureaucracies, government is already telling us what to think. I’m not so sure Cathy Young is right—Roger Kimball’s 1990 book, Tenured Radicals, rang true to me, someone who went through graduate school as a part-time student from the early eighties to 1991, when I finally finished my dissertation. I saw changes. I saw truly brilliant scholars fail to be able to talk to any other brilliant scholar not absolutely congruent with their political or theoretical framework. They wouldn't say hello to each other in the hall. I saw a department go into receivership. All that was nothing compared to the post-pandemic, post George Floyd’s murder world.

Roger Kimball made sense. Then he voted for Donald Trump. Like Glenn Loury. And I’m thinking, can’t these smart men see the gangster personality oozing from Trump’s pores? Five minutes of watching Trump speak was enough for me. It’s an enormous mistake to underestimate personality and character.

And then here we are with a bill mislabeled “Don’t say gay”—it says nothing of the kind. Watch enough YouTube videos of mothers saying they don’t like graphic textbooks of descriptions of fisting and you may sympathize. African-American history hasn’t been banned. Exactly what’s been banned is public information, recently exposed by Christopher Rufo—the documents are on the net.

Watching current versions of sex and gender instruction in schools, I wonder if children are left any privacy at all. The barrage of information about sexual techniques seems to me to force children to think about sex in particular ideological ways rather than make their own discoveries. Not to mention the policy of not informing parents about a child’s wish to adopt a new gender.

Book-banning is always bad. There are plenty of bad books out there, but the best way to make them desirable is to ban them. One might say the same for DeSantis’s bill. Except: I’ve seen too many children’s books about what “white people” think or say or do, casting all whites as oppressors and all blacks as oppressed. I wouldn’t want a teacher reading my kid those books. I’ve had plenty of time to observe what schoolchildren under Hitler learned about “the Jew” to see the potential for damage—some of my friends’ mothers remember what they learned in elementary school; now they shrug with disbelief and say, “that’s what the teacher said."

The money going into DEI bureaucracies is a problem. The books being read young children (not to mention the drag queens waltzed in to provide diversity training) are a problem. Is banning these things a problem? If my children were young, I’d be afraid of making undesirable notions more desirable. And I’d home-school.

Saturday, February 4, 2023

Al Sharpton's Dream

I was greatly moved when the Reverend Al Sharpton invoked Martin Luther King in his eulogy for Tyre Nichols: “In the city where the dreamer laid down and shed his blood, you have the unmitigated gall to beat your brother,” Rev. Sharpton said of the police officers involved. “How dare you.”

His point is not just that Martin Luther King was assassinated in Memphis, or that the men who murdered Nichols are destroying King's legacy. Sharpton made clear that King's dream is the best way to combat divisiveness, police brutality, and racism. To look into the content of a man's character, not at his skin color. The police officers who brutally murdered Tyre Nichols are individual men responsible for their actions; they represented a total breakdown of law and order and a shocking brutality.  They did not behave like human beings or treat Tyre Nichols like a human being. "You thought you threw Dr. King's dream in the pit," Sharpton said to the killers, because they are black. But race was not the point. "What happened to the dream?" he asked. Restore it. "God will do for us what we do for ourselves," said Al Sharpton, indicating that we all have a mountain to climb, and must keep climbing it until we're free of police brutality.

It is noteworthy that Sharpton did not invoke that prophet of victimhood, Ibram X. Kendi or anyone else remotely connected with the so-called anti-racism movement. He pointed us back to Dr. King, where we should have remained all along.


Monday, January 16, 2023

I, too, Have a Dream

I have a dream that schools, universities, businesses, and (especially) educated persons, inhabitants of large cities and small towns, in short, everyone, will return to the insights of Dr. Martin Luther King. 

We will all understand that the defining virtue or vice of people is the content of their characters. We will abandon affinity groups, victimology, resentment, grievance. We will recognize the political virtues of the Englightenment and of Western democracies. We will abandon the fantasy that "whiteness" exists or that it is an ideology of oppression. We will stop reading children propaganda like Antiracist Baby and Not My Idea. We'll read children a bunch of authors, and if we have a problem with what appears to be a prejudicial idea, we'll mention that to the kid as we read. If I ever have a grandchild, I'll read If I Ran the Zoo and Hitty, Her First Hundred Years, and say kid, do you know what a stereotype is? I'll read the kid Just So Stories and if somebody says Kipling was a racist or a colonizer I'll say yeah, sure, and how about Gunga Din--and how about reading it as Kipling "Doing The Work?" Which he was. Jump to the near present and think of Tony Hoagland, hounded when he was practically on his deathbed by Claudia Rankine, who insisted his lovely poem, "The Change" was racist. Which it isn't--he wrote her a very nice reply, but she would not admit that he was, again, "Doing the Work" and probably felt jealous because he's the wittier poet. 

We will practice gratitude. We're grateful for the gorgeous design of a Japanese kimono, a Bavarian dirndl, a sarape. And we'll wear those things because we love them, no matter what color our skin and no matter what our ethnicity. 

We'll say what we think, too. Just like I'm doing here. We won't say to friends or neighbors or co-workers, "I don't want to talk about race." We'll talk. Openly. Say just what we think of critical race theory and the 1619 Project. Oh, for a day when we all say what we think.

Books to be abandoned:

Anything by Ibram X Kendi

Anything by Robin Di Angelo

Anything by Rennie Edo-Lodge

Anything by Ijeoma Oluo


Books to be taken up and read with delight:

Woke Racism, by John McWhorter

Anything by Wilfred Reilly

Anything by Thomas Sowell

Anything by Douglas Murray, but especially The Madness of Crowds

 

 Podcasts to enjoy: 

Peter Boghossian: All things Reconsidered and "Street Epistemology" videos

Glenn Loury and John McWhorter: The Glenn Show

Heather Cox Richardson (plus, of course, her substack)


I have a dream!

Thursday, January 12, 2023

Enhertu 101: Ten Tips

(1) They don't charge extra for the nausea and vomiting. For what you--or your health insurance--is already shelling out, they shouldn't. The worst of it often starts a week after the first treatment.

(2) Anti-nausea meds plug you up. As in backed up to the esophagus. Instead: Gerolsteiner mineral water, the bubbliest kind. Ginger-root tea. Candied ginger root. And for some reason, the stinkiest French cheese you can find--the kind supposedly good for gut bacteria. I haven't tried Kimchee for nausea, but that'll be next.

(3) Expect napping to become a serious hobby. I'd get out of bed, make myself walk to the end of my room and back, and feel as though I'd spent an hour at the gym. Naptime!

(4) You'll probably lose weight. With regular chemo you're nauseous but gain weight. With Enhertu, you're nauseous and lose weight. Makes more sense.

(5) Reading is fantastic therapy. Stay away from the screen. I've consumed Great Expectations, most of a short story collection and some of Crime and Punishment since my first infusion. 

(4) You might feel like King Kong after your first infusion, but that's just the cortisone. When it wears off after a day or two, you'll look as though you'd drunk five Schnapps--grogblossom cheeks. You'll feel like a deflated ballon.

(5) Actual alcohol will probably increase nausea, at least for the first week or more. Yesterday a glass of white wine went fine with dinner, which was melted cheese into which I dipped baguette.

(6) I wouldn't be at all surprised if you're constantly wondering whether you'll ever feel normal again. Wondering this has become my second hobby.

(7) Try having a spicy restaurant meal delivered.

(8) If you start coughing, don't panic. Have a pulse oxymeter nearby. When it says your lung capacity is anything over 95, you probably don't have interstitial lung disease.

(9) If the oxymeter dips--even to 80--call your doctor right away.

(10) Join a Facebook group of women taking Enhertu! I find reading everyone else's experiences, tips and favorite foods helpful.


Tuesday, January 3, 2023

Book Review: Douglas Murray's The War on the West

 
 
This essay originally was first published in Counterweight on Dec 3, 2022. Founded by Helen Pluckrose, whose Cynical Theories is an excellent explanation of flawed intellectual developments in activist scholarship, the magazine is edited and created by Harriet Terrill, Isobel Marston, David Bernstein, Jodi Shaw, Lori K Oham, Laura Walker-Beaven and Jennifer Richmond.
 
How the West Should Win: Douglas Murray’s The War on the West

By Melissa Knox

 If compelled to choose only one book about the impact of the 2020 racial reckoning on democracy and Western culture, take Douglas Murray’s The War on the West. It demolishes myths, from the presumed racism of George Floyd’s death to the notion that there’s such a thing as “whiteness,” while showing how these myths throw Western democracies into turmoil. Murray begins with our confusions: "People began to talk of “equality,” but they did not seem to care about equal rights. They talked of “anti-racism,” but they sounded deeply racist. They spoke of “justice,” but they seemed to mean “revenge.”"

Diagnosing anti-racism ideology as a form of religion—I might have said mass hysteria—Murray builds on the insights of John McWhorter, who in Woke Racism explores why “the Elect”—believers in this new religion—get angry at those daring to question current notions of whiteness or white supremacy, the meaning of the murder of George Floyd, or any other current ideology about so-called anti-racism.

Murray argues, “this new religion constitutes something to do,” (his Italics) and “allows them to imagine a perfectible upland toward which they and everyone else on earth might strive [ . . .] imbues them with confidence [ . . .] dividing the society they are in between saints and sinners” (156). And then the kicker: “Perhaps most crucially, it also allows them to war on what were their own origins. The appeal of this conflict should not be underestimated [. . .] the instinct to destroy, to burn, and to spit on everything that has produced you,” and of course the “one final appeal. The opportunity to treat other people badly beneath the guise of doing good” (156). As I write, the “Just Stop Oil” protesters have been throwing soup, cake, and potato mush at priceless paintings and blocking traffic on major throughways, preventing scientists working on climate change from getting to work, exemplifying the phenomenon Murray speaks of.

This religious impulse supplies a feeling of superiority, offering certainty where none exists. Those who accept as gospel Ibram X. Kendi’s formula in his 2019 book, How to be an Antiracist—namely, “Every policy in every institution in every community in every nation is producing or sustaining either racial inequity or equity” (18) —have an illusionary answer to a tremendously complex question. Asserting that anyone of color is a victim and all representatives of the West are oppressors who should “do the work” and “check” their “privilege” is unfortunately more than a ritualistic, self-demeaning distraction from the real ills of modern slavery, climate change, immigration, failing democracies and totalitarian regimes.

The self-destructiveness that fuels emotional self-flagellation, self-censorship and brooding guilt facilitates the destruction of forms of government, art and culture which preserve democracy, free speech and tolerant ways of life. The state of California is currently considering a mandatory “Ethnic Studies” curriculum for high school students that frames American history as “an ongoing colonial project, in which white ethnic groups subjugate non-white ethnic groups,” marked by inherently unjust legal, economic and educational systems that should be overthrown. Of course, this approach ignores a complex story involving the virtues as well as the errors of liberal democracy, and shows no compassion for difficult decisions made in difficult times.

In the arts, Murray reports (213-219) on the censorship of Rex Whistler’s 1928 mural at the Tate museum, because a few of its strange, satiric non-European figures were deemed evidence of imperialism by an Instagram account called “The White Pube” (216). Similarly, in the United States, fantastic figures drawn by the children’s writer Dr. Seuss have been condemned as racist, partly because they are presumed to be based on African-American vaudeville, partly because they are perceived as stereotypes of black and Chinese people. But everything Dr. Seuss draws is a caricature—the drawings of white people are just as absurd. The campaign of destructiveness, driven by masochistic guilt, is ongoing.

Murray makes a point that ought to be obvious, but is seemingly not to the proponents of critical social justice:  “what cannot be disputed [ . . .] is the simple matter of footfall: a footfall that is entirely one directional [. . .] there is [. . .] no serious movement of peoples in the world struggling to get into modern China [. . .] The migrant ships across the Mediterranean go only in one direction—north.” (263) Because the West offers the best deal: “It is,” Murray reminds us, “America that has twice elected a black president—the son of a father from Kenya. It is America whose current vice president is the daughter of immigrants from India and Jamaica. It is the cabinet of the United Kingdom that includes the children of immigrants from Kenya, Tanzania, Pakistan, Uganda, and Ghana and an immigrant who was born in India.” Finishing off this peroration, Murray adds, “The cabinets of countries across Africa and Asia do not reciprocate this diversity, but it is no matter. The West is happy to accept the benefits this brings, even if others are not.” (264).

The new, race-based, Marx-and-postmodern influenced ideology attacks Western values by retroactively cancelling the numerous white men who were responsible for building these values. Thomas Jefferson’s writings, for example, have been seized as evidence of an unforgivable racism that taints the entire system of democracy. None dispute that Jefferson owned slaves, raped or exerted arm-twisting power over Sally Hemings, the enslaved mother of several of his children, and to top it off, expressed opinions most people would now consider racist. In private letters Jefferson aired thoughts seemingly at odds with his political message in the Declaration of Independence, a document built on the best notions of fairness the eighteenth century could summon. (But reasoning is so often dialectical; any thinker considers all manner of opposing ideas in order to move forward to a new one). Lincoln is condemned for similar reasons, George Washington as well. Ibram X. Kendi dismisses the philosopher David Hume for supposedly declaring “all races unequal.” (33).  Kendi presents this notion as if it were Hume’s central ideology instead of, Murray mentions, “a single footnote in [Hume’s] essay, “Of National Characters” [. . .] notorious among Hume scholars,” (168).

There is one great exception to this dismissal of white men to which Murray draws attention. Widespread condemnation of the blatantly racist Karl Marx doesn’t exist. Ethnically Jewish, Marx famously rejected religion and, as letters quoted by Murray reveal, remained virulently anti-Semitic and anti-black all his life. Murray quotes from one of Marx’s letters to Engels, written in July 1862:

The Jewish nigger Lassalle, who, I’m happy to say, is leaving at the end of this week has happily lost another 5,000 talers in an ill-judged speculation . . . it is now quite plain to me—as the shape of his head and the way his hair grows also testify—that he is descended from the negroes who accompanied Moses’ flight from Egypt (unless his mother or paternal grandmother interbred with a nigger). Now, this blend of Jewishness and Germanness, on the one hand, and basic negroid stock, on the other, must inevitably give rise to a peculiar product. The fellow’s importunity is also nigger-like. (177 Murray; Marx and Engels Collected Works, p. 388).

This sounds like Madison Grant on steroids, but while most people condemn Grant’s racism and the devastating ways in which it inspired Hitler and the Nazis, the prevailing view of Marx is forgiving: he was just a man of his time. Not to be held to the same impossible “presentist” standard as other political and cultural giants. In 1847, Murray notes, Marx wrote in a letter, “Slavery is an economic category like any other,” (179) and then considered what he called “the good side of slavery,” namely, “Without slavery, North America would be transformed into a patriarchal country . . . Cause slavery to disappear and you will have wiped America off the map of nations.” (179) Marx was, Murray observes, “far worse than any of the people who largely leftist campaigners have spent recent years lambasting” (179).

Even so, Marxian insights certainly underscore the so-called anti-racism of Ibram X. Kendi and followers. Kendi makes this point himself in How to be an Antiracist. A chapter entitled “Class” begins with two definitions: a “class racist” is one “who is racializing the classes, supporting policies of racial capitalism against those race-classes, and justifying them by racist ideas about those race-classes.” Meanwhile, an “antiracist anticapitalist” is one “who is opposing racial capitalism” (151). With conspicuous lack of proof, he insists: “Antiracist policies cannot eliminate class racism without anti-capitalist policies”. Anticapitalism “cannot eliminate class racism without antiracism” (Kendi, 159). Then he claims: “To love capitalism is to end up loving racism. To love racism is to end up loving capitalism.” (163) Counteracting these baseless assertions, Coleman Hughes lists “several historical examples in which capitalism inspired anti-racism.” Kendi offers no more proof for his outlandish claims than did Madison Grant, who claimed “race is everything” in his 1916 bestseller, The Passing of the Great Race, and whose sweeping rhetoric led to terrible social policies, such as forced sterilization, which disproportionately affected  women of color see here, here and here.

Murray could and should have said even more about the popular misreading of George Floyd’s tragic death—inciting, as it did, many of the subsequent “anti-racist” readings of the intentions and character of Thomas Jefferson, George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, David Hume, and so many others. Like many people, I initially understood Floyd’s death to be a lynching in broad daylight, a racist cop taking sadistic pleasure in killing a black man. Further reflection—as well as close study of videos of Floyd’s murder, of reportage on the trial of Derek Chauvin, and of the disturbing footage of the deaths of Tony Timpa and others, have led me to understand how wrong I was.

Keith Ellison, the Minnesota Attorney General, who might have gained in political popularity by asserting racism as a motive in the Derek Chauvin trial, said there was “no evidence” that Floyd’s murder was racially motivated. In 2016, Tony Timpa, a white man who had called police for help, died in the same horrible way, gasping out his last in the same position as George Floyd, but his death was caught by body cams only. His mother reports finding him in the morgue with his mouth filled with grass and dirt, so desperate had he been to breathe. Timpa’s killers were never convicted; his mother was lied to about his death by the Dallas Police Department and the District Attorney’s Office.

The lesson to be learned from the murder of George Floyd was not that it was racist but that it was brutal, cruel, criminal—and that it was seen by onlookers desperate, but powerless, to stop it. The murder was the exploitation of power by a rogue cop allegedly disgruntled with his life and his marriage, and ready to take out his rage on the first unlucky victim. John McWhorter made the point in a June 10, 2022 NY Times essay that the combination of the pandemic and this very public murder added fat to a fire; McWhorter didn’t take the abhorrent murder to be an issue of race.

II

In four chapters, “Race,” “History,” “Reparations” and “Gratitude,” and three “interludes” functioning as examples or focusing on specific issues, like reparations, namely “China,” “Religion,” and “Gratitude,” Murray establishes the existence of a cultural war on the west, offering facts, statistics, and biting sarcasm to target widely held, erroneous beliefs and unfortunate human predilections. Dissecting the "slow but steady assault" (122) on Winston Churchill as a "coward" who sat home while others died in battle, Murray writes: "You must wonder how hostile somebody must be to ask why a prime minister who, as a young man, saw action on four continents and volunteered to fight in World War I, should, in his sixties, have fought on the front line of the conflict like some medieval warlord." (123). This hostility strikes the keynote of much anti-racist propaganda, which Murray is well-prepared to thwart.

His “Race” chapter begins by noting that Westerners tend to be white—white means “having ancestors from Europe.” Remarking that the majority of people in Africa have been black, he writes, “If [ . . .] you wished to level an assault on everything to do with Africa, you might at some point target people for being black.” (15) Which, like all targeting of persons for immutable characteristics like skin color, is inhumane. The commonsense approach of Dr. Martin Luther King, namely to treat everyone as an individual, was lost in the rise of the academically obscure ideology of Critical Race Theory, whose followers “saw nearly all progress in American race relations as an illusion.” (17) Evidence was out the window; lived experience was all, and Smith professor Peggy McIntosh’s list of ungrounded assertions about white privilege in her 1989 article replaced thinking with ideology, becoming the basis for Robin di Angelo’s bestseller, White Fragility.

The “invisible backpack,” the notion that being white confers privilege automatically, regardless of social or economic status, appears to have morphed in Robin DiAngelo’s work into the more radical idea that anti-blackness “is foundational to our very identities as white people.” (Murray 23, note 12). DiAngelo told Slate journalist Lauren Michele Jackson that “White fragility” is “the current moment’s ‘white privilege’ by Peggy McIntosh.” Murray punctures DiAngelo’s claims with: “To say ‘all Chinese people think this” or ‘all black people behave like that’ had been thought to be rude as well as ignorant. But Robin Di Angelo positively reveled in the naughtiness of doing it and getting away with doing it because she was doing it against white people.” (23) He characterizes her as “The Miss Whiplash of antiracism” (267) and yes, she’s sadistic, but he might have drawn the more obvious parallel to Jonathan Edwards, the 18th century author of the notorious sermon, “Sinners in the Hands of an Angry God,” in which Edwards terrorized parishioners by informing them that their God “abhors” them and felt “dreadfully provoked” and inclined to cast them into the fire as you would a spider “or some loathsome insect.”

This same sense of doomed, inescapable guilt afflicted many US citizens, Murray writes, offering results of a 2019 poll in which twenty-two percent of people identifying as “very liberal” thought that the police shot at least ten thousand unarmed black men in a year; “fully 40 percent thought the figure was between one thousand and ten thousand. The actual figure was somewhere around ten.” (27, note 20) Yet “whiteness” became a disease; a psychoanalyst named Donald Moss described it as a “parasitic-like condition.” (64)

What follows Murray’s race chapter is the first of three reflective “interludes” offered by way of illustrating educational and policy lapses as well as identifying hidden and sometimes mysterious psychological and philosophic influences derailing Western culture. The “China '' interlude nails the “reflexive anti-Westernism” (66) evident in the assertion that all China’s problems are the fault of the West. The notion that the opium wars caused more damage than Chairman Mao’s killing of “perhaps seventy million of his own people” and the delusional emphasis on “racism” in the U.S. while more than a million men, women and children of the Uighur Muslim minority are imprisoned, tortured, and raped in camps across the Xianjiang region (67) is obscene. But the Chinese have leverage because the West has given it to them: “The elites of America and Europe thought that bringing China into international organizations would push democratic norms into the country.” (69). Instead, China rose in global trade while America fell; the Chinese could therefore buy Western tolerance of their worst policies.

Murray’s “History” chapter investigates the rash of unscholarly attempts to cast the foundation of the United States as racist; an egregious example is Nikole Hannah-Jones’s 1619 Project, which asserts that the “arrival of the first slaves on the continent should be regarded as the true founding date of America,” (Murray, 86) America’s original sin. Published in The New York Times, this propaganda was criticized by a number of major historians and an anthropologist. Murray offers the critiques of Sean Wilentz, James McPherson, Gordon Wood, Victoria Bynum and James Oakes, but I wish he’d included Peter W. Wood’s 1620, because Wood, an anthropologist, is particularly sensitive to the meaning of customs and beliefs.

It is Peter W. Wood who answers Hannah-Jones’s question of why her father, the son of Mississippi sharecroppers, flew an American flag in their yard (Wood, 70). Wood perceives the father’s appreciation of American ideals even when he could not enjoy them personally. Hannah-Jones’s father knew “all men are created equal” was an aspiration, that it could be fulfilled, that every generation would improve chances for immigrants, persons of color, and women. And it is Peter W. Wood who dares to criticize the hypocrisy of the Princeton historian Nell Irvin Painter, who saw the lies in the 1619 Project but refused to condemn it because, she said, “I would be signing on to the white guy’s attack of something that has given a lot of black journalists and writers a chance to speak up in a really big way . . .  I support the 1619 Project as a kind of cultural event.” (Wood, 217). Wood rightly points out that this is condescending, if not racist, by setting low standards for black journalists. (Wood, 217).

In his Interlude, “Slavery,” Murray is on well-trodden ground; here his remarks largely repeat those of Thomas Sowell in Intellectuals and Race, but Murray adds an analysis of how the facts of slavery continue to be twisted. The pattern is to “zoom in on Western behavior, remove it from the context of the time, set aside any non-Western parallels, and then exaggerate what the West actually did” (113). Offering the well-known history of worldwide slavery, he remarks: “the history of slavery is far more universally morally compromising than the current discussion is remotely willing to concede” (114). He spots the absurdities of Kendi’s claims on the topic, identifying them as fundamentally anti-Western. Although “curtly” acknowledging that American and European nations were hardly unique in engaging in slavery, Kendi insists, “At the dawn of the modern world, the Portuguese began to exclusively trade African bodies” (116, note 15).

For Kendi, Murray writes, “the question of diversity is of foremost importance. A form of slavery that involves the enslaving of one racial group is the worst of slavery’s forms. While a form of slavery that has diversity at its heart is somehow better slavery.” (116) That this point of view is deemed rational stirs Murray’s—and my—incredulity: Kendi’s definition is not just a “strange standard” but a “moral retrofit.” (116). His hyperbolic claims about slavery, empire and colonialism obviate the real history, namely that slavery and how it ended was “what the West got right,” (118) considering the length of time the practice continued in the Ottoman empire and in Brazil, and the fact that in Saudia Arabia and the Middle East, Africa and, not long ago, even in New Zealand, the practice continues (118).

Of the final sections, “Gratitude” is perhaps the most prescient. Murray draws our attention to a mysterious scene in Dostoyevsky’s The Brothers Karamazov. One of the brothers, Ivan, begins to lose his mind, and the reader doesn’t know why, until we learn he’s routinely visited by the sadly debonair devil, a former landowner with serfs, who is dressed “like a Russian gentleman, using French phrases.” The devil may be inside Ivan’s head or he may really be there: we don’t know. What he says, however, is extraordinary. His “best emotions” like “gratitude” are “forbidden [. . .] on account of my social position.” (Murray, 204)

The question of why the devil can’t feel gratitude opens up an understanding of the willful destruction of Western values. Noting how easy it is to destroy what takes time to create—human beings, churches, cathedrals, statues—Murray notes these “can be burned to the ground [. . .] brought down in an afternoon.” (204). Wending his way through German philosophers, Murray interprets Dostoevsky’s devil as the embodiment of a fatal resentment currently igniting the West: “blaming someone else for having something you believe you deserved more” (205). Invoking Nietzsche’s reasoning in The Geneology of Morals and the concept of resentment, or “Ressentiment”, Murray diagnoses the current need to “sanctify revenge with the term justice—as though justice were fundamentally simply a further development of the feeling of having been wronged.” (205). This vengeful feeling animates the victim/oppressor narrative popularized by Ta-Nahisi Coates (with his demand for reparations), Nikole Hannah-Jones (with her fantasy that America’s purpose is slavery), Robin diAngelo (with her blather about “white fragility”) and Ibram X. Kendi.

But now, to return to George Floyd, the unlikely symbol of all this resentment: “Nobody knows what was going through the mind of George Floyd during the last terrible minutes of his life. But it might have surprised him to learn that his death could lead to a purge of historic harpsichords at one of London’s premier music conservatories.” (238) Yes, at the Royal Academy of Music, steps taken in response to Floyd’s death included “making our curriculum more diverse” by looking at their music collection “through a decolonization lens.” Since George Frideric Handel—composer of the breathtakingly beautiful The Messiah—also invested in a company that owned slaves, out went some of his harpsichords.

The tragic misinterpretation of George Floyd’s murder will emerge, eventually. He’s become a Rorschach test. I’ve seen neo-conservative sites dedicated to pointing out what they consider his “resistance” to the police. Nonsense. George Floyd looks like Pooh Bear Got Drunk. He barely understands what the police are saying. He’s scared, confused, and anything but dangerous. He’s childlike, bumbling, too incapacitated to understand the demand to get in the car. He was unlucky in the extreme when Derek Chauvin—known for brutality on the force already—crossed his path. But to see George Floyd with his drug use and his phony twenty-dollar bill as a hero, is sad. He might instead be seen as an American underdog catalyzing a reform of police brutality. If only his death could lead to this reform, instead of to the assault on the West.

For Murray, the restoration of gratitude could stop this assault. Gratitude could help us understand how concepts like “cultural appropriation” and “de-colonization” are born, not out of reality, but out of despair and rebellion in the wake of racial unrest. Murray speaks at the end of “forgotten humility, ” meaning the failure or refusal to find common ground in political, artistic, and cultural areas. Recognizing imitation as appreciation, or creativity or as the desire to understand from the point of common humanity would be one start. Our common longing for ideals that unite us—not the immutable and accidental differences of skin color and ethnicity—can lead the way back to social cohesion.

Melissa Knox is a writer living in Germany; she teaches at The University of Duisburg-Essen.


 

Thursday, December 15, 2022

Watching the Netflix Harry and Meghan

Tyler Perry's right. They're smart, talented, classy people who have been through more than their fair share of troubles.

Douglas Murray, Megyn Kelly (who called them "Kardashian 2") and Piers Morgan--whom I tend to agree with on other issues--are so wrong I want to knock their heads together. The indignation in Kelly's biting comments, the superciliousness in Murray's, who thinks Markle is lying in the Oprah interview, the ranting jealousy emanating from Piers Morgan, are dismaying. Of course, Murray's real target is cancel culture; a British actor's career was destroyed when he said he didn't think Britain was that racist.

Amazing what a Rorschach test this series is. The complaints usually center around the notion of privilege--as if being rich and famous protected a person or was even enjoyable. I watch these lives and think "how golden my anonymity!" 

I admire the work Harry and Meghan did for the royal family and the work they're doing on their own. The two of them are morale-boosters with tremendous energy. They are visionaries: they want to make the world a better place and they go to town making their dreams come true.

The part of the story I hadn't known--the part Murray, Kelly and Morgan don't buy, but I do--is the palace intrigue. Meghan and Harry got too popular and had to be taken down a peg. Somebody did this. Leaving "the firm," I take it, is a bit like leaving the mafia. Takes a lot of work to survive, what with the helicoptors overhead, the men in cars or boats surrounding you, the barrage of hate tweets.

But I'll let the triumverate who dislike her present their argument, which is, essentially, "you don't like the heat? Stay out of the kitchen." In other words, all royals put up with egregiously intrusive lying publicity, so just suck it up.

Yes, well. There's a grain of truth in there somewhere. But Harry pointed out that the race card many papers were playing (the photo of a couple with a monkey in a suit labeled as Prince Archie coming home, for instance) made it all worse. 

What these two extraordinarily talented, hard-working beautiful people missed--if they did miss something--was the absurdity of the flat-out lies, the hate mail, and the insulting photographs. There is something absurd about media attention. I'd hate it too if it was in my face all the time but unlike people in their twenties, thirties, I find more things amusing. The piles of money made by invented stories, the things people believe--it is all absurd. There's something to laugh at there. Even Princess Michael's blackamoor brooch. Out-of-touch, tacky, just awful--but not something to be resolved with laughter? Isn't it more "can you believe people felt that way? Can you believe she's wearing that? Can you believe she doesn't get how ghastly that thing is?"

Can you believe somebody didn't take Princess Michael aside (the way you would someone who's tucked her skirt into her underpants) and removed the brooch with a few kind words and an "I'll explain more later?"

The death threats, however, tipped the balance. They are not absurd, and from those I believe the palace could have done more to protect Meghan. 

Fame eats people alive. The urge to escape wars with the urge to set the record straight, the urge to tell the true story. I think that's what these two young people have done.

What those who love Harry and Meghan and those who love to hate them seem to agree upon remains that they're really in love. They really are. I can see that, and their marriage reminds me of my own. There really is love like that. It really is great. 

But if what you see up on that screen contrasts with what you're telling yourself you have, or understanding you don't have--I can see how you might hate them. Romantic bliss is something real, but rare. It's everything, and of course it's to be envied. 

Tuesday, December 6, 2022

Health Providers, Politics, and Cancer Patients in Germany

If you're imagining--as I was until about five minutes ago--that you'd never be turned down for an essential medical treatment in generous Germany, you're in for a shock.

My oncologist is apoplectic--as am I. The treatment is, natürlich, eye-poppingly costly (around 9,000 euro per infusion) but there are women right here in Germany getting their fortieth infusions. Every three weeks.

Without it, I'm on a standard chemotherapy causing un-appetizing side effects, most of which I won't list, since they'd turn your stomach, but but one of them is exhaustion and another is a sort of miracle ageing effect; I have a gray buzz cut, sallow skin, and saggy eyes giving me the expression of a serial killer or a grumpy grandma, depending on the light and my degree of fatigue. 

The miracle drug--never mind the name; they all have names sounding like Disney princesses or space aliens--usually doesn't cause side effects and works much, much better than the standard stuff. 

Tecnically--ah, that word fueling bureaucrats!--what I'm asking for is listed as "off-label" for my condition, but the insurance company and the pharmaceutical companies and the European Medical Agency and the lawyers and just everybody knows the stuff will be reclassified as standard within three months. 

So the insurance company wants to avoid the three months and then have to pay for the next zillion months? Because yes, folks, that's what the stuff is likely to give me. 

That kind of time is a big change. Oncologists are a like drug dealers: they sidle up, show you the box of the very latest cancer pills, and whisper, "This'll give ya another five years." And it does! It really does!

But then you have your routine CT scan after five and a half years, and your oncologist thinks it'll all be smooth sailing, but a new metastasis appears and then--"here's this other great new stuff that'll give ya another five years!" At the end of which it has continued to work for many women. If not, the new stuff in the pipeline often does.

If the insurance company will pay. And they can. Most clients aren't in the middle of expensive illnesses. There's only a few of us, and hey, I work and I pay taxes and I provided the German state with three kids who are solid citizens, terrific students and working hard toward their university degrees. 

So the company can afford me. I'm worth it. Pony up the dough! 

 

P.S. Have been trying to reply to the last comment on resources for U.S. women needing Enhertu and there's some glitch. My reply: There's no compassionate use program planned for Germany. (Or, I believe, Europe).

Sunday, November 27, 2022

Glass Noodle Goody: A Fast and Easy Dish

I came home wanting a fast meal--and what's faster than glass noodles (about five minutes in boiling water) combined with broccoli florets?

But they need flavor. That's easy, too. All you need (for a single serving) is a 250 ml pack of coconut milk (about 9 oz) and a spoonful of Tom Yum hot and sour paste, or red curry paste, or, if you're short on all, some grated ginger and crushed garlic, along with cumin and turmeric. I always put in garlic and ginger anyway.

Instructions: 

Wash broccoli, cut off florets, rinse and drain in collander. Set aside.

Bring a large pot of water to boil; add a teaspoon of salt.

In a smaller pot, heat a little peanut oil and add grated ginger (a piece about half the size of your thumb) and crushed garlic (to taste, but I always think lots is good).

When the garlic and ginger start to smell good, add the coconut milk and at least a tablespoon of the Tom Yum paste. Stir and turn down heat.

Add the glass noodles and the broccoli to the water; boil about five minutes. Rinse in cold water (keeps the broccoli green and prevents the noodles from sticking) Pour on the coconut Tom Yum sauce. Consume with a glass of red wine.

 


 

Saturday, November 5, 2022

Brace-for-Your-Booster Meatloaf

This one's a hybrid--part meatloaf, part moussaka. If you're going for a flu shot and a COVID booster, you could use some iron and protein. You'll get it here. 

 


 

Ingredients:

About a kilo of mixed ground beef and pork--I got the "bio" or organic kind

Two eggplants

Baby tomatoes

Plenty of garlic

Red onions

Olive oil

Turkish Sheep cheese (comes in a can--big disks) or Feta. Use one large piece.

Tomato paste

Any tomato sauce mix you like

Bechamel Sause (packaged is fine)

Parmesan Cheese

Two eggs

(1) Slice (in thin slices) and salt the eggplant. Leave it for around twenty minutes; blot off the salt and rinse. Drain.

(2) Toss in olive oil and throw in a few slices of garlic; arrange in a big pan and bake for about 30 minutes, till soft. Turn a few times--if they look too dry, add a little water. 

(3) Stir fry two or three red onions (three small ones), and some pressed garlic in olive oil. Set aside.

 (4) In a large Pyrex bowl, beat the eggs. Add the meat, tomato paste, tomato sauce, onions, and mix well. Remove to a plate.

(5) Lay half the baked eggplant at the bottom of the pyrex dish. Add about half the Feta. Layer on half the meat. Repeat.

(6) Pour on the Bechamel sauce.

(7) Add grated Parmesan on top.

(8) Bake for about an hour at 200º Celsius (About 390ºF) 

(9) Consume with a glass of red wine.

 



Sunday, October 16, 2022

Fantastic Fall Recipe (and fairly easy)

 'Tis the season for gourds and pumpkins and squash. Butternut hull squash are everywhere. These things: 

https://i2.wp.com/www.gardenopoliscleveland.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/Squash-from-last-year-ready-for-pumpkin-pie.jpgThe good news is they're delicious. The bad news is you have to cut off the stem and the end, peel them, slice them into halves or quarters, remove the seeds in the bulgy part, and then slice them into smallish pieces. From then on, things get easier: just toss in a bowl with pressed garlic (lots!), cumin, turmeric, olive oil, and a little salt and pepper. Spread out in a large pan so that each piece has its own little space in which to bask in the heat. Set aside. 

Next, take three (or more) chicken thighs you've salted and peppered and left in the fridge overnight. The leaving them in the fridge part is not absolutely essential but results in crispier skin when the chicken is baked. Figure out which veggie might go bad if you don't use it soon. I had some perfect cauliflower that would have been marginally less perfect the next day. Rinsed it, cut it, tossed it in olive oil and lemon juice; added a few sliced red onions.  But I can see the recipe with bell peppers instead. Or zucchini.

In a largish pan, place the cauliflower mix with the chicken on top. Put the pan of chicken on the top shelf of your oven, which you've meanwhile pre-heated to about 200º Celsius (about 390ºF). Place the pan of sliced butternut squash on the lower shelf. Both dishes need about an hour; you can baste the chicken in its own juice and flip the thighs over towards the end. Stir the squash, too. The squash may be done a bit sooner; you can switch the chicken to the lower shelf if it looks very done.

The dishes will look like this before you put them in: 


I was too hungry to take a picture when they came out. Served all over Jasmine rice made, naturally, in the rice cooker. And my son said it was "so delicious, Mom!"

Saturday, October 15, 2022

Nikolas Cruz and Death

He's locked up. He will never come out. But many of the parents whose children he killed want him dead. He is said by the prosecution to be a psychopath. 

This video of him with his brother on the day of the shooting tells me he is an argument for gun control. Tells me felt impulses and had no more ability to check them than a two-year-old. Tells me he feels despair:


The American idea of the penitentiary--for the Puritans, the place of penitence--is based on the idea that suffering as a sinner brings transcendence. He does seem to be suffering. If he can feel regret, and use what voice he has to condemn his crime, could the dream of gun control become real?


Monday, October 10, 2022

Cheap and Easy Beef Stew

I got this from a lovely essay by Nigel Slater called "In a Stew." He's written more here: https://www.foodandthefabulous.com/food/stew-of-onions-beer-beef-a-twist-on-nigel-slaters-recipe/

I decided to do the basic British version, the one he unflatteringly says smells of old people. Zapped it up a bit. But so easy. Here are ingredients and suggestions:

Mr. Slater says you just need hunks of beef, onions, parsnips, carrots, a bay leaf, (or a few, says I) and water (around 15 oz). You dump everything in a big pyrex bowl and stick it in the oven and let it "do its thing" for four hours, he says.

OK. Started exactly as he suggested:



He didn't say what temperature, but I started at 200ºC (around 392ºF) and I let it go for an hour; then I opened the lid and turned stuff around. Turned the temperature down to around 150ºc. (302ºF). He said four hours but I had the feeling an hour would have been enough. I also had the feeling it would have been okay to use a bottled vegetable broth. 

Finally, after around an hour and a half hours, I added "a splodge" of red wine. Around five ounces, that is, and I stirred. 

On the side, I boiled potatoes and Brussels Sprouts: 

I decided two hours was plenty:


Really, this was okay, but you don't need four hours. Probably an hour or so at 200º or so, celsius, that is. Anyway, I dumped all on my plate:


The whole dinner proved quite tasty with a glass of red wine (pictured here) while gazing at some lovely roses that came my way. I added lots of salt and pepper. A bit of butter on the potatoes and Brussels Sprouts.

Hope you all enjoy!

Wednesday, September 28, 2022

Filling Out Your Absentee Ballot Even Though the Process Sends You into A Tailspin

There's the tiny print on the normally large form. It's impossible to fill out those very small ovals without a miniscule smear or dot getting over the line.

Disqualified? Anyone's guess. For the record, in case my vote is never recorded because of that tiny smear or dot going over the line, here's my ballot. For posterity: 

Then there's the placing of the ballot inside the "Security Envelope for Special Federal Voter" which is another sheet of paper which must be folded very precisely:


All of this goes inside another precisely folded sheet of paper, which one is supposed to tape shut (meanwhile, the German post office almost refused the last one because it wasn't in an envelope.) When I sent the next in an envelope, I'd broken some rule and had to send in an official "cure," and here's a piece of that: 


This is all starting to look as complicated as German bureaucracy. Although it isn't. Not quite. 

Sending my ballot today . . . I guess it will get there before November 8. All hail to he/she/they who process this.

When this ballot's in the mailbox, I get to go to the gym. That's what prevents tailspins of all kinds.


Goodbye, little ballot, and Godspeed!

Tuesday, September 27, 2022

Basic, Betty-Crockerish Delish: A Fish Recipe

This is creamy comfort food, and healthy, too!

You will need:

Mayonnaise

A good Dijon mustard, the kind riddled with little mustard seeds (I used a Maille á l'Ancienne that I believe I actually bought in Dijon, but anything will do. Pommery is fine)

A smooth creamy sharp mustard

An herbal salt--I used Silk Route Seasoned Sea Salt

Black olives (seedless)  in a jar--the bland kind, not the exquisite kind you'd put on an hors d'oeuvres plate. 

A little olive oil

Vegetable of your choice: I used zucchini

Optional: lemon juice, small red onion, pressed garlic

Instructions:

Pre-heat the oven to 200º celsius (About 390 Fahrenheit).

Grease a medium-sized Pyrex baking dish with a little olive oil.  Place the slices of salmon side by side in the dish. I used two 300-gram slices (around 10.5 oz) for two big eaters. The usual recommendation is around 200 grams (but to me, that's if you're planning a dessert to follow the meal, which I was not).

In a small bowl, mix the mayonnaise, Dijon mustard, sharp mustard, and herbal salt to taste. I used about three parts mayo and one part mustards--around a tablespoon of the Dijon and slightly less of the sharp. But mix and taste. When you like what you've got, spread it on the fish. Thickly. 

Drain the olives in a sieve and rinse. If they're not already sliced, slice them and spoon them over the fish.

Put fish in pre-heated oven for about half an hour or a bit more. Less if you're using only around 200 grams. You'll probably need to bake it for at least twenty minutes, but if you want the topping crispy and more "baked in," longer is better. 

While the fish is in the oven, start your rice or potatoes--I made Jasmine rice in a rice cooker. 

Rinse and slice the zucchini and place in a large bowl into which you've put olive oil, juice of half a lemon, a chopped small red onion, and some pressed cloves of garlic. And a little more herbal salt. Toss mixture and sauté. 

I should have waited to photograph this before I stuck my fork in it, but I was too hungry: 






Sunday, September 18, 2022

Basics of Baking Chicken

 You will need:

A whole chicken Buy a good bird--organic or corn fed.

A Pyrex baking dish that has room for the chicken and a bunch of potatoes and veggies.

Salt and pepper

Olive oil

Potatoes, any variety

A red onion or two

Garlic--preferably the elephant kind, but any will do

Carrots

a lemon

Frozen peas

Instructions:

(1) Remove chicken from packaging and put in Pyrex dish. Salt and pepper chicken and stick it in the fridge, preferably overnight. A few hours will do. Remove half an hour before you put in oven.

(2) Fill a large pot with water. Rinse the potatoes and carrots, cutting the ends off the carrots and any flaw off the potatoes. Put salt and the potatoes in the cold water and let boil. Once they've been boiling long enough to slightly soften the potatoes, add the carrots. Poke the potatoes; they should be soft enough to slice but not mooshy. Drain and rinse with cold water. 

(3) Peel the garlic--I used around ten cloves--and the onion. Put in a large bowl with a tablespoon or two of olive oil. Add the drained potatoes and carrots. If the potatoes are large, slice in half. Toss in olive oil.

(4)  Briefly remove chicken from Pyrex dish--put it on a plate or a cutting board. Put the veggies in the Pyrex dish. 

(5) Rinse a large lemon; cut off the stem and punch a few holes in it with a sharp knife. Push lemon into chicken

(6) Put the chicken on top of the veggies  and slide all into pre-heated oven at 190º Celsius (375º Fahrenheit).

(7) After about half an hour, remove chicken and turn it upside down, so that the part that's been sitting on the veggies is exposed to the heat.

(8) About twenty minutes later, add peas and put chicken rightside up again. 

In a few more minutes (depending on size of bird) your chicken is ready to eat: 


 

Enjoy with a glass of Prosecco or a light white wine.

 

 

 


Friday, September 16, 2022

How to Make Really Good Pasta without Much Effort

Jump to recipe!

Basic Ingredients and implements:

Olive oil

Cloves of garlic and a garlic press

One chopped onion, any size you like

Zucchini, organic, sliced (if you use non-organic I won't tell)

Cherry tomatoes and/or a can of same

Grated parmesan

Goat cheese wrapped in bacon (available at many supermarkets) baked for around twenty minutes. 

Prosciutto, sliced but not fried.

Pour a little oil in the frying pan--a tablespoon or two, and heat. Add chopped onions and pressed garlic, stirring constantly, and reduce heat. Add sliced zucchini and sauté; add whatever else you want, but probably the tomatoes, and stir. You'll have something like this:

This, dumped over the pasta of your choice, which you've been making alongside the sauce, is fine, but ordinary. What makes it special is the following:

(1) Once you've poured the sauce over the pasta, you add the prosciutto, which has been cooling its heels on a little board:


Toss in the prosciutto. I once tried frying it--a bad idea. Just toss it in.

Top the whole thing with the goat cheese wrapped in bacon, still sitting in your oven, where it's been baking at around 190º C (375º F) for around twenty minutes. Sprinkle on the parmesan. Enjoy with a glass of red wine--I recommend EntrecÔte.