When he gets older, glues on more hair
Next year or right now
Will he still be happy 'cause he's so malign
Daily cheatings, bet moneyline . . .
I've requested my ballot. If there's the snowball's chance in Hades that Biden and Harris can win, oh, let that happen. Please.
*With apologies to The Beatles.
I wonder if readers can help--so far, three specialists, two at the university and one at a local apple store, have been stymied. Ever since the end of May, I haven't been able to log in to Facebook on my own computer, the current message being that I haven't enabled cookies. Every cookie I've ever seen has been enabled, and the last specialist--who spent over an hour on the phone with me using a program that enabled him to enter my computer while I was there--gave up. I seem to be able to get to Facebook on my phone, but meanwhile, having done all that the specialists said I should do, including deleting cache here and there, I have to type in passwords for everything I do or read, even the New York Times. But no Facebook. I've tried the help center of course, but that invariably sends the message that my page isn't being displayed properly. Even tried emailing Security at Facebook and Help at Facebook and any other thing I could think of, but always got the message that Facebook.Com didn't exist. The first specialist said, "this is weird." The apple store guy, whom the first specialist asked to communicate with Facebook, said, "We don't do public relations for Facebook." The third guy, who seemed the most competent, kept saying, "let's try this . . . " but finally gave up. "This is crazy," he remarked, sounding dazed, after offering his final theory, that many people were probably experiencing something like this because they were still on classic facebook as opposed to me.
Any technical wizards out there? Or how about a Facebook representative?
P.S. Here's what happens every single time I try to log in, even after changing my password a zillion times:
The page isn’t redirecting properly
An error occurred during a connection to www.facebook.com.
This problem can sometimes be caused by disabling or refusing to accept cookies.
When you don't want to spend much time over a stove, a pleasant alternative is pasta with fresh vegetables. Start with some nicely chopped garlic and chives: 
2. Chop the freshly washed basil and add to the pan with the garlic and chives.
3. Squeeze the lemons and add olive oil (to taste--I use a lot) and pepper, and beat with a whisk. Set aside.
4. Slice the tomatoes and add to the basil-garlic-chive mix.
5. Boil your pasta. Add the veggie mix. Add Parmesan. Yum.
There's the old whirlwind, cleft in his foot not showing, orange skin heated by Satanic forces within, blond hair actually moving, slightly, in the rush of helicopter wind, yelping that Biden is "against God--against guns!"
