Friday, September 27, 2019

The Mock Impeachment Song (with apologies to Lewis Carroll)


Did Zelensky leak the provocation POTUS put him through?

Did the trusted staff just have enough of “fake news” ballyhoo?

Could tiny fears be trawling through the Donald’s temp’ral lobe?

Since impeachment’s now the talk of everyone around the globe?

Will you, won’t you, will you, won’t you, will you join the probe?

Will you, won’t you, will you, won’t you, will you join the probe?



Will Giuliani make things even worse for Donald Trump?

Will Barr, Maguire, and other dudes exonerate his rump?

If there’s a chance Pelosi’s moxie proves the cover-up

And rids democracy of all that’s Trumpesque and corrupt

Will you, won’t you, will you, won’t you, will you join the dance?

Will you, won’t you, will you, won’t you, will you join the dance?


4 comments:

  1. Oh, the dance -- but think of how Pence will make us prance! Remember that fairy tale where the poor girl is forced to dance herself to death? I do believe it is in the unbowdlerized Grimm. Sane liberals want to get another leader, but no one wants it to be the current v.p. who has an even worse agenda (if Trump can be said to have one at all, beyond how he feels any given moment).

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    1. Gallop, gallop, gallop . . . but repugnant as Pence's positions are, isn't he less of a thug than the vile occupant of the oval office? Whistling in the dark here.

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  2. BTW, people around here have put up campaign signs in their yards that read "2020: Any functional adult."

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  3. Oh, my!
    I love Nancy Pelosi, but I hope she has enough support.
    Keep thinking of Kafka: "There is hope, but not for us."

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