Thursday, September 6, 2018

Mr. Or Ms. Anonymous New York TImes OP-ED

My money is on Jared Kushner. Ivanka Lady-Macbethed him, and I would bet she'd have plucked the baby's boneless gums from her nipple and dashed its brains out had she sworn--the dud promised to marry her, right? Oops, that would be dude. Dude. But from her point of view, we can leave out that final "e".
Or did she write the thing herself? No, maybe Kellyanne Conway? These are some alternate facts all her own? Or the whole thing was a team effort led by Mike Pence? Oh, let some computer analyze the style.
The Hardy Boy books were written by committee. And it'll take a hardier mind than mine to figure this one. Sure doesn't bother Mr. T, recently pictured by Barry Blitt running through the woods just ahead of the basset hounds. I liked the missing shoe, Mr. Blitt. I wish the real Trump were as foolish as he seems in your cartoons and onscreen, but my fear is he reads people and situations like Sherlock Holmes. Maybe I'm wrong. Tell me I'm wrong. 
P.S. Thank you, Mr. or Ms. Anonymous. Undermine from within. Do it.

3 comments:

  1. Could it, oh could it possibly, be Sarah Huckabee Sanders? Now that would be something.
    Oh, let the gods protect this op-edder!

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  2. Ann Coulter thinks it was Jared (she hates him). She says he wrote it because otherwise he and wife will be drummed out of the Hamptons and all the other watering holes they want to hang at after this disastrous presidency is over.

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  3. Hoodly-ooo! Of course they wouldn't want to miss the Hamptons. They should be tucked under the cat litter at Grey Gardens

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